I've just got one

problem. I stand too

 close to the ball

after  I've hit it.
-- Sam Snead

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Golf Quotes by Famous People


If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
-- Lee Trevino

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
-- Keith Michael

Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well.
-- Craig Stadle

Swing hard in case you hit it.
-- Dan Marino

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
-- Lee Travino

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf... and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. -- Jack Benny

If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
-- Tom Watson

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.
-- Raymond Floyd

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. ~
- George Deukmejian

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.
-- Paul Harvey

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. -- Don Adams

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It is called an eraser.
-- Arnold Palmer

On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
-- Bruce Lansky

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
-- Jimmy DeMaret

The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.
-- Bruce Litsky

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
-- Buddy Hackett

Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backwards.
-- Ken Venturi on Art Rosenbaum

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
-- Ben Hogan

If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.
-- Sam Snead

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
-- Lee Trevino

One under a tree, one under a bush, one under the water.
-- Lee Trevino describing how he shot one under

I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them.
-- Anonymous

I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don't put the right address on it.
-- Jim Dent

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
-- Bob Hope

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

Arnold Palmer told me how I could cut eight strokes off my score - skip one of the par 3s.
-- Bob Hope

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
-- Will Rogers

 

 

 

 

 

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